It's Been Awhile

I know you the reader (not readers' since I can't see more than one of you out there actually reading this blog) haven't heard from old Dave here in a minute. I know, I know, you're right, I have been slacking. Well, to be honest, I became bored with trying to think of ideas to write about and maintaining this blog, but in reality my attention became diverted when I became infatuated with making stop motion romance stories with my authentic 80's My Little Pony collection. This went on all summer up to about two days ago, when abruptly my budding film career came to a crashing halt when when my sister held my ponies hostage and executed them one by one by melting them with a magnifying glass. Worse part is, I don't even have a sister, so what the hell was she burning my ponies for anyways?

Zombies going Apeshit

This all brings me back to the present, as I sit here in my Rapture Bunker, which by the way, a complete waste of money being that two raptures transpired and I have not yet seen a single zombie, unless of course I'm talking about Christmas shoppers shopping away helping big name department stores meet their sale quotas (spend, spend, spend, my little piggies). Secondly, my sister (by the way, a total bitch) whom I don't actually have, was able to get into my bunker and burn my precious pony babies. So writing this blog is all I have left since my money has all been spent on this bunker, film equipment for a failed film career, and the pony burn hospital bill that I'm still paying off.

As I looked into Starlights (my favorite pony) eyes as she was succumbing to her burn injuries, I decided to take back my life and continue writing my blog in her honor, all the while continuing to tweet away like any lonely individual just wanting to be heard. Although I won't be able to comb Starlights gorgeous mane any longer, I did promise her mother, who by the way is the owner of the Rainbow Beauty Salon in Coltonville, Ponyland, that I shall honor Starlight's memory by continuing this shitty blog. At least now since it's so close to Christmas, it simply means one less pony gift I have to buy.

Studio Bunker

So as I nestle in my Rapture Bunker, with the remains of the rest of my burnt ponies from Ponyland smoldering in the fire place, I've begun to look forward to next year and trying my best to keep up with this blog up even if it is only once or twice a week. Also, since I have less ponies because of my bitch sister, I may sell my current Rapture Bunker and move into a studio Rapture Bunker to save money and space since like I said, I have less ponies now, but ever since seeing Charlie Browns Christmas special last week I have been sleeping on the roof like Snoopy.

I would definitely have to say I have to give Thanks to Chris Renter, Jason Baker as well as Ryan Schrader (also a blog writer at: www.botscast.com) for getting me back in front of a computer and hammering out this first of many terrible blog posts. Cheers me old Chinas!