Pffffhhh (inhaling) cough cough cough, yo Brah it's 4 something today ummmmm, right 420. April 20th of some year or another, stoners of the world unite yearly partaking in the annual observance of this faux holiday by smoking some kush hoping not to have their mellow harshed by the man, which in this case of course is Johnny Law. Does anyone have any potato chips, for some reason I have the munchies.
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Apparently according to
wikipedia the term 420 was started way back in the 70's, the decade of butterfly collars, disco, and some other shit that I really don't seem to remember at this time (and I'm completely sober at this moment). 420 actually referred to a time and not a day, but of course it now refers to both time and day in which people gather and celebrate by smoking lots o cannabis and spreading Cheetos dust about their shirts via their finger tips (unless they were so hungry that they licked the dust of their fingers). Has anyone seen my hacky sack (hey, no self serve, or you get hit in the back)?
Your local corner store bodega must really be bustling with business today off loading all of that mexican brick to those that are just craving to enjoy today's observance of 420. The socks of dealers are probably packed to the gills with dimes ready for those willing to pick out the seeds and stems only to pack the rest into a bowl made of tin foil or modified coke can, or perhaps the edible appbowl. Ah, but you the reader enjoy your toke from a double blown hand made glass pipe, simply because you order from a delivery service whose sticker you found in a bathroom stall, only the best. hey, puff puff pass, it ain't a microphone even though it may be a bong as tall as a microphone stand.
I really don't see why they don't legalize marijuana already! Everyone and their mother's seem to enjoy a toke now and then. How often do you really hear of people being in a automobile accident because the person behind the wheel was stoned compared to that of a drunk driver (honestly I'm not even going to bother to look at that up)? Plus, I think most people know that cannabis has proven medical capabilities which is why various states have approved medical marijuana. Personally, my opinion is why doesn't the government control it like alcohol in some fashion and just let people have the freedom to choose whether they want it or not, because we all know that if you want something then you will find a way to get it and enjoy it.
Anyways, to everyone out there observing 420 today throw on Dr. Dre's
the Chronic (if you are my age this album then you know this album was the shit back in the day and still is), or if you are some hippie then perhaps some Phish (personally there is nothing really wrong with Phish, I'm just not into them), enjoy the day, be safe, and watch out for Johnny Law. Cough cough cough, pass the Turkey Hill iced tea (or perhaps so kool-aid if that's your thing) my mouth is pretty dry at this moment. Wait, where am I?
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