Winner winner Sheen dinner

Everything has its moment when they are considered to be at the top of the game, the pinnacle if you will, where everyone looks at you in awe while you do no wrong. Then, faster than locking a hooker in a hotel closet there comes a moment, like when the Fonz jumps the shark in his leather jacket (I'm sure the salt water can't be good for his jacket) throwing everything you worked for into a downward spiral towards ending your shows run. It only took a week before warlock Charlie Sheen jumped the shark, but not before he made me wish he was devoured by Jabber Jaw instead of simply leaping over him.

The "winning" around Sheen is melting faster than one of those little green army men under a magnifying glass on a hot summer day. "Winning" sounds more like "losing" when you're fired from a job which paid 2 million an episode, you were the highest paid actor on television until you were fired. If I had the job you lost, but hated it, still I would go through the motions, perhaps even tossing the camera man a reach around once in awhile for 2 mil an episode.

Sheen should go take a warm bath and let the tiger blood flow out of your cut veins (I'm kidding). He may compare himself to a tiger, saying tiger blood flows through his veins, but I have heard of no tigers snorting coke off the ass of a porn star (I may have made that last part up). Tigers have it hard enough having to face extinction through poaching, that if I were a tiger I would seriously be annoyed and want to eat his face off. Seriously, you don't hear tigers running around saying they have Sheen's blood coursing through their veins.

Milk may be white, like the inner walls of Sheen's nose but at least milk has a longer shelf life than Charlie's career at this moment. The greatest thing about Sheen, he's already prepared for his next career path which he trained for when he acted (exaggeration) alongside his brother Emilio in Men at Work. Perhaps when he begins his new job as a custodial engineer, he can pick the career he kicked to curb up and throw it away.

I have to admit though, he is one crafty warlock. Not only did he reach the 1 million follower mark on Twitter (heh, myself included) faster than anyone else on Twitter, but he started a webcam show on ustream and is constantly keeping himself in the news with insane quotes. America thrives on stars publicly going nuts whether it's planned or not, and perhaps we should have our own heads checked for not worrying more about our own lives. Though I feel Sheen has over saturated himself in the news, he's definitely taking us on one interesting ride, but please drop me off at the next stop. Thanks.

I could honestly go on for days about this, though I've wasted enough of your life for this day. Well... at least he is a Yankees fan.